Friday, 4 June 2010

Invent a new musical genre a day...

Your starter for ten "Slapstick Metal". At least one of the band must wear a clown's costume. Audience wear boiler suits and hard hats. Band throw buckets of water, petals and horse shit (not necessarily all at the same time) over the audience. The genre's biggest band is Clown's Pocket fronted by Brendan O'Clunge.

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